Like most of you retards, I need my financial biases pre-digested so it slides into my brain like a well-lubricated shit. No wrinkles please. Just looking at a 10-K my grey matter shrivels like a raisin and I don't like it. I come to WSB for those low hanging tendies, but your ugly-ass wall of text DD gives me brain constipation.
How DD should look:
For the love of the intellectually deficient, use formatting to make your posts equal opportunity for the non-savant autists in the crowd. Visual clarity makes my dick hard.
I invest like a lobotomized magpie with currency incontinence. If your post doesn't have a big shiny ticker with a clear call to action, I'm just going to perch on the next meme stock post and shit on the gay bears as my ignorance reaps blissful returns. Because my rabid attention span jumps around like a coked-up kangaroo, use bold words so that I can skim and don't have to stretch my brain around comprehending complete sentences.
Because I am financially illiterate, when you say "technical analysis" I hear Tech, $NKLA, and anal cysts. I'm confused. I hurt myself in my confusion. I choose $NKLA. Bad call. For proper direction, I need a big ass arrow and in a three to fours words description, tell me where to allocate my two brain cells.
I've never read a fucking annual report cuz no body got time for that, so if you can't deliver it to me in iconography like the dark ages peasant I am I'll just get my gambling fix from someone with more 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀
Big Shiny Ticker: $GME
Action Step: Buy shares/calls before EOW
Noodle over: Puts expiring = prices up 🚀🌕
GME – 1/29 – 20.5c
MT – 6/18 – 28-30c
CLF – 7/16 – 20c
KMI – 6/18 16-20c
RTRD – yes